neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me


fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way


girlsdoe:

If you touch my girl I will end you


nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists


ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.


xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "


officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate


keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)


heather-noelle88:

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’


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cultofhugs:

this was a mistake lol