GRATS ON MAX JO, I LOVE YOU

Would like to say a big congratulations to Jo for maxing!@!@!@!@! I knew you could do it, hunny xx

Shitty picture but still, grats <3


seedy:

roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???


manaphy:

if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret 


souljannoying:

what if online friends were called url friends 


korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”


if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe


snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them


dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it


date:

I’m addicted to wasting my time


thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning


upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making



shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


webmd:

yes im bilingual :) did you know 'rawr' means 'i love you' in dinosaur?


rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me